"Kill-Dash-Nine"

Wow. I found this video, and then I found this video of a song called "Kill-Dash-Nine."

So it's not the most brilliant attempt at rapping, but some of the lyrics really cracked me up: "You're the tertiary storage, I'm the L1 Cache... It's like I'm running Thunderbird and you're still stuck with Pine, which is why I think it's time for me to kill dash nine."

I think I've reached the pinnacle of dorkdom, but who cares? (I think that's sort of the point.) A+