Lovely Children

Today in my class I introduced vernacular phrases for saying, "Hi," "How are you," "How's it going," "What's new," etc. I told the students to make a mini-dialogue and say why they were having a good or bad day.

One of the students said they were having a great day because they saw Mme X (name witheld to protect to innocent), which was good until they added that she gave good head. I told the student that while they had used the vocabulary perfectly and had completed the assignment properly, their example was completely unacceptable for in class activities.

I had trouble not smiling, though. Where do they get this stuff? Honestly.