Funny Car Stories

First: I saw a car driving really slowly and wondered what it could possibly be doing. When it turned the corner right in front of me I saw it was dragging a sheet that was tied to the bumper of the car... the other end of the sheet was tied to a car which was being dragged by the first car. Someone was in the car being dragged and turning the wheel so it stayed on the road properly, but it was the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Second: A woman was driving along and when she made a left hand turn her passenger side door flew open. She pulled over and tried to lean across the seat to shut it but could not. A man drove right up to her car, stopped his car in the middle of the road, hung out of his window and shut the door for her. How nice!