Dirty Solar System

I've been reading the news lately, and so far this week I had two chuckles. The first was over the fact that Putin met with Sarkozy. I got to thinking how the French must pronounce Putin... probably something like "putain" - I couldn't help thinking that was a little funny.

Also, there have been many stories that I've read about the solar system and planets. These articles use phrases and words such as probes, powerful jets that spray (and some that don't), geysers, timed releases, and tantalising possibilities. Please don't make me state the obvious.

Yes, this is a vulgar post.