The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Yes, my friends! It's the in-between month that doesn't really exist that only happens twice a year (as regulated by the government). It's the sales, les soldes, the biggest 30 shopping days of the YEAR (besides, of course, the summer soldes) in France. The pushing, the shoving, the haggling over merchandise, the trampled children, the hair pulling... Get excited, because it's going to be great.